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starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

band-nonsense:

tessaviolet:

peachofcake:

tessaviolet:

i’m tupac on the inside.

tupac is dead.

exactly.

well this is more emotional than expected 

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

jaydeleau:

so you mean to tell me that guys can get a ton of condoms for free

but i’m still paying like $10 for tampons/pads a month 

even tho i did not sign the terms and conditions for this ‘menstruation’ shit for the next 30 years?

guys dont HAVE to have sex u know

but sure lets make sure they’ve got everything they need

cus i definitely love using the last of my money on shit to make sure i dont BLEED RIVERS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND RUIN ALL MY CLOTHES

ok